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[cimorene]

i wish that i could read american gods again for the first time.

i wish i didn't have to work eight hours tomorrow, but i think it will probably be a good way to get over the rest of my jetlag. sort of like the way if they give you a vaccine it sometimes actually starts to make you sick. i was at the store to look at the schedule last night, on the way back from the airport, and i could hardly look at anyone i knew because i felt too much like cim, and too little like my real name. i still had very much in my mind twenty hours of trying to put myself to sleep by composing gay sex scenes on a parrot farm for edward furlong and willem dafoe. i still felt all gay and had wax in the real-life part of my brain, not the internet part. i wasn't ready to put myself in mothballs for three more months yet.

i hope today has prepared me to do that.

Comments

[pinglederry.livejournal.com]

Heh. I wish I could put myself to sleep composing stuff like that. Have fun with curing jet-lag through working; in my experience, it just makes it worse. Good luck, though.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

well, i think it works pretty well. i mean you're not worrying about anything while composing sex scenes. it worked so well that i actually never got all the way through the sex scene before i fell asleep--i had to start with getting edward to realize he wasn't straight, you see, via puppy-love anxiousness and wet dreams. and then he took willem on a camping trip sort of thing in the forest (i imagine parrot farms have these in good supply) and they were going to, like, build their own cabin. and he was extremely cuddly until willem was prompted to be like, you know, i said i'd fuck you if you came back to prison after you left, but we're kind of stuck here now, both of us, probably permanently and whatnot, and you're making temptation difficult to resist, and in the long-term, you should probably re-think that strategy. and edward (whose movie name is ron, i think, and i can't remember his last name--but i call him Nemo in head, ahem, because of the bizarre similarities to finding nemo) snuggles his head under willem's chin (and i can't for the life of me remember HIS movie name) and sort of rumbles and starts to turn around to face willem, which is difficult inside the circle of willem's arms, and says something about how he thinks he has changed his mind.

and then they kiss very passionately, because of the True Higher Love and whatnot, and the fact that at heart, they are both woobies.