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[cimorene]

i am skeptical about ordering bras on the internet, because it seems like you ALWAYS have to try them on. but i don't know, maybe if you gave them your exact measurements in this many dimensions, they could actually do it. it looks good for people with uneven boobs too, heh. and they actually seem to be somewhat cheaper than the bras wax_jism bought in turku last week. or at least, comparable. i don't know what kind of web surfing guinevere33 does, for the record, and the link is hers. are bras a hobby or what? (p.s.: damn every country that doesn't have a victoria's secret for said lack. just watch me buy kids' underwear in europe... .) anyway, snares of venus is a custom-made bra/corset site. (corsets. o.0 ???)

one more thing. if you're AAA, which may well be what i am--you really don't need a bra. i mean, your boobs don't even bounce if you jump. at worst you need band-aids. hm. maybe you really like sweaters or something.

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[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Found the link on vaginapagina, actually, as a response to someone complaining about ill-fitting bras (AMEN). But I didn't feel like announcing my membership in said community to the world folks who read my LJ, which includes my mother and my aunt :)

And as for the AAA bra thing, I too was puzzled. Esp. by the fact that they offer an UNDERWIRE version. WTF? Maybe some people are really prone to chaffage (::shudders::)or own a lot of see-through clothing or something.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

yeah but underwire... that's useless. they'll just ride up. mind you that i have some, for wearing with tight white shirts and to work: the underwire was part of the only ones i could find at target that would (a) fit and (b) be made out of foam (because otherwise, they don't cover my Monster Nipples).

[kitten-head.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're a BIT bigger than AAA... that's like... I was a AA in 6th grade... and you're bigger than THAT. Prolly just an A... or maybe a bigger AA. lol... bandaids... So strapless gowns for my bridesmaids are out???

[cimness.livejournal.com]

dude, you've seen me.

strapless gowns are out because they won't stay up. we'd have to take out the darts entirely probably and make the whole ribcage part a lot smaller.

mm, i'm only a bit smaller than A, but i totally don't need bras. they're just cosmetic, when occasionally i want to wear sweaters or what-have-you.

[brc.livejournal.com]

Dude, I absolutely love bras, and I'm barely an A. Probably more like AA, actually. But, yeah. They keep the nip-ons from showing through my shirts, and the padding (because it's not like they come unpadded in my size, so far as I can tell) sort of half-assedly gives me a figure. Lovelovelove.

It's always fun, going shopping at Canada's knock-off Victoria's Secret (La Senza) and being told, "Oh, your size is probably more popular at La Senza GIRL." Which is for, like, toddlers. Right.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

oh. hm. well, i don't want to be half-assedly given a figure. i'm beautiful like THIS, thanks. and i sort of like having shirts where my nipples show and inside, chuckling gleefully, 'i am SO lesbian!'