post-class, pre-icecream babble

[cimorene]

take the death quiz.and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

well, i guess it's better than liver failure or lung cancer. um, in other news, i like all of my professors.

even if i don't do the work for their classes (ok, well, i kinda do. but let me exaggerate. geez, people.) anyway. i like professor frank, who asked me today if "vampire bait" is the scientific term (yes). lalala. she also has black hair. cute little lesbians. where's my tea? it's also hot in here, but that could have something to do with having put on my sweatshirt. aren't i spammalicious today (yes. the scientific term.)?

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[dorkorific.livejournal.com]

today's professorial quote (or series thereof) of the day:

prof.: hey, i have a great idea. why don't you all sit backwards in your chairs for a change of pace? also that way i don't have to see you falling asleep! (pause) really, i'm serious. all of you. turn around. (makes impatient hand gestures) (to self) (mutter mutter mutter)
student: but, er...turning backward would require movement, which i personally am not capable of.
prof.: (heavy sigh) oh, jeff. don't think of it as movement! think of it as a different kind of stillness! stillness with attitude!

later:

prof.: okay, well, i know you always forget it, especially when you're supposed to be remembering, but actually the gauss-green equation is really easy to remember. there's a joke that goes with it. (gets really excited look) (kind of bounces) haven't i told you the joke before?
all: ...no....
prof.: ooh, ooh, ooh! okay! so....what do you get when you cross a gauss with a green?
all: (volunteer stupid answers)
prof: you get one half b-a (x[t]y'[t]-y[t]x'[t]) dt! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
all: (blank looks)
prof.: actually that's really funny, you're just all too stupid to get it.