cimorene

wax: i'm making a beeline [for the king arthur display].
cim: whimper! :fondles nearest dvd:
wax: but it's not the extended edition.
cim: YES. there it is.
wax: ...i'm just going to hold it for a while.
...
cim: and you know what ELSE we need? starsky and hutch. there! :grabs it and fondles it: we need it! it's so GAY!
wax: i'm just going to hold all three of them. :fondles three dvds:
cim: whimper.
wax: but you... which one of these do you want the MOST.
cim: i don't know!
wax: but, the MOST, which one do you want the most--
cim: but it's so gay--and it's so threesomey!
wax: yes! but just pick one! which one do you want more?
cim: but i can't, because they're equal--this one's cute and gay and warmfuzzy, and this one's bloody and threesomey and naked--it's one of these two.
wax: just pick one.
cim: but... okay... i guess... starsky and hutch.
wax: what? i wanted the other one.
cim: no, you can get whichever one you want.
wax: :buys them both:

eta: the third dvd was aladdin.