crunchy soap, underwear, prank calls to visa

[cimorene]

so in passing isilya said something about "crunchy soap", and i googled it.  she quickly informed me that she had meant crunchy as in granola, but it was too late, because i had already discovered this website, belonging to a man who... ate some all-natural soap. 

and nad's. and deodorant. and catfood. and tick shampoo. 

google is a wonderful thing.

and now i'm at his prank call to visa, which is really, really hilarious. 

I'm getting tired of the security questions. You call up the bank or the utility company, and they ask personal details that are none of their business: your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the town where you lost your virginity.

I decided to fight back by making a series of prank calls to Visa, where I have an account, and trying to get around their senseless security questions. In the following prank call, I tried to get by with the wrong mother's maiden name.

for instance, he threatens to conference call his mother, then pretends he has by speaking in a falsetto.

VISA: They have some different maiden name.

FAKE MOM: What do they have, sir?

VISA: OK, ma'am, apologize for that, because right now due to security reasons I am unable to give it out information over the phone for that ma'am.

FAKE MOM: But why? It's my maiden name!

VISA: Ma'am, I told your son previously, this is not a problem for your maiden name! Because we was processing for the verification at the time I clicked the wrong information on my system so that why it pop up that it's not match. But I, after that, I double-check on that, I get the right things already.

and be sure to stick around for when he asks the visa representative for his mother's maiden name.

Comments

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

oh god, this is hilarious. i'm only up to the nads thing, but the thumbs up picture is so funny. cat's can't make sandwiches!

and the visa thing. this is brilliant. i can't stop reading! this is all your fault!

[cimness.livejournal.com]

i know, dude, i waste HOURS last night there. ahahahah.

[futureperfect.livejournal.com]

it's all just to brilliant. like the credit card fraud one. oh god, i laughed myself stupid at that.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

YES. the egyptian! and the box! and the STICK FIGURE and then signing with "NOT AUTHORISED" as his signature!