pictorial evidence.

we took some pictures.

and despite the temptation, we didn't post all of them. that is just the cream of the crop. as it were.

as this journal entry goes to press, their majesties wax jism and the princess cimorene have not yet committed murder, to the best of our knowledge.

i felt like i should have a morning post. er, at noon.

you know, a larger comforter would be REALLY REALLY good, because having these two twin ones overlapping on me is not good. in the middle of the night, when coldness on one's hip or foot suddenly becomes enough to wake one, it doesn't tend to do the job quite thoroughly. so the fumbling around for the blankets and blah blah can result in not sleeping too well!

wax says, 'ah, the typical problems of sharing beds.' wax is just selfish and wants a blanket all to herself. hmf. i can juuuuust fit under her blanket except for, say, six inches. and this is a twin sized blanket! one twice the size would easily be big enough. and she could have a cocoon and i could still fit. ::glower::

she claims not to like cuddling. it's uncomfortable. <.< excuse me, just not when she sleeps. see, clearly she is EVIL. how can you not like cuddling? cuddling and sleeping is GOOD. evil, i tell you. eviiiiiiiillllllllllll.

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has anyone else noticed that msn hotmail is not, in fact, more useful every day?

i am just about to be brilliant

someone remind us to do laundry, mkay?

(oh, rf? yes, cosimo? give me a raise.)

one last outpouring--

dear posters! elijah,

i know you didn't ask to be on all these posters. nonetheless, could you please stop staring at me with your large, vacant and glassy laminated eyes? thank you.

love and some anxiety,
cim

oh, and my review of hard core logo: 'um. right.'

disclaimers

annoy me, especially the cute ones. too bad they don't belong toyou because you could think of something good for them to do? oh, like the story we're about to read? and if you're sodesperate for characters of your own to get up to their nasty shenanigans despite your apparent contentment with writing it with other people's, then i have a suggestion for you.

write for details. $5 a pop.

bastards.

the princess's palace of porn, insanity and honest opinions about bad fics

puns about benefits and the entire beginning of the relationship summed up in a paragraph. for god's sake. why do people do this to me?

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeext.

ahahahahahahahaha. the prologue ends with 'that was the year harry potter fucked snape.'

ahem.

oh boy, not even going to link.

ERASTES - Facing the Music - G - Preslash, Drama, Angst. Few people know that Severus Snape plays the violin, and plays it well. you make the call. hahahahahah.

oh god. premise. premise! ::gurgle:: did i mention 'hahahahahahaha'?

hmm. the characterizations aren't too wonderful and the prose is a little purple, but it's halfway decent. a nice moment or two.

good GOD, that bitch is fucking EVERYWHERE.

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steam. burn. owfuck.

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she said 'played by fucking lunatics,' but they bleeped it out. so it isn't okay to refer to sex as an imprecation, but it is okay to say, 'show me love / give me all that i want / show me love till i'm screaming for more'?

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one to rec. i already have one of hers onthe page. prolific, isn't she? unfortunately alsoresponsible for a rather bizarre roleplaying kink series. well, this one is good, although not, like, flawless.

not actually very, hm, good. but well-written (in thenarrative and grammar and flowiness senses), and in this genre that's saying quite a lot. --oh hell. she's overly mushy. hopefully she'll outgrow that. (i did. will. am. well. right.) yes. another.

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DELIGHTFUL this time. could the little minx (--wait--ahahahhaha!) have improved with time after all? i didn't check the stories for dates. anyway, there's one for the recs.

hahaahaha. almost as good as the last, i daresay.

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teehee! delightfully insane. i've always wanted an excuse to call something a 'mad romp'. this could benefit by a bit of lengthening, and being made into a badly animated cartoon, like scooby doo. adorable and utterly charming. for once all flaws happily overlooked.

lily on my lap again! and this time wax is nowhere around so it COUNTS! totally makes up for tea's reticence. and after all, i did torture her last night. tea, that is. ow, this damned burn. oops, woke her up.

does harry stutter in canon and i've just forgotten?

dude, wtf! whose taste in music is less appetizing, wax's or my daddy's? it's a tough call. >.