but then i started to think

ends with a cliff-hanger, sequel incomplete... it's like a fucking zelazny five-part 'trilogy.'

perhaps that's an unfair comparison on, er, several counts.

it was really a very enjoyable story, though.

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i do a lot of walking into doorjambs when i'm sleepy. ouch.

somebody stop me.

the mind wobbles (latest domlijah twu believer kerfluffdate)

msa's new line is that dom and elijah are gay because she doesn't believe they're capable of the alternative, which is pretending to be gay ( for their own amusement. )

memorandum

dear fanfic writers,

short paragraphs are easier to read than long ones.

no, really. i'm not talking about the sentences, here. just break up the paragraphs a bit.

love, cim

how the mighty have fallen

hah.

i remember that the first time i read a most disquieting tea i didn't even know that mint tea existed! mmm--mint tea.

and also, for anyone who was unaware of it my opinion on the subject, wax_jism is the cutest thing ever.

a;slkdfff

mmmmmmmmhnimoyvoice

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true happiness for 1000: purring kitteh curled up against my stomach.

tension tamer tea just perfectly cuts the unpleasant parts of the flavor of cheap chocolate, leaving only the good bit.

eh?

i thought mommy was coming back tonight... where is she? i SO don't want to cook my own dinner.

and burbled as it came

gnnnnn. maybe i really should write feedback to people whose stories i enjoy.

...

nah. that's crazy talk!

speaking of profaning children's literature

someone in dl_anon, no doubt inspired by my username, said something about writing enchanted forest chronicles fanfiction and i went--OH.

what do i want to read? (right this instant, i might add, more than just about anything else?) naughty morwen/telemain. sure, it's in the books, like three paragraphs of it. i want to see telemain blushing and stammering when he gets stripped! where are a princess's minions when she really needs some? ::sigh::

auuugh help

i find that innocent!harry turns me off something fierce. i don't know--i'm not accusing it of pedophilia, he's clearly an emotional adult--but perhaps it's just that his innocence is just stretched a little beyond believability.

in other news, i don't suppose anyone wants to finish my karl/viggo fic for me? no? anyone want to read the halfway done version and chat helpfully about it so that i may one day finish the damned thing?

(no, wait, cancel that... i guess it says 'HELF.')