close your eyes, dear (omg i just wrote 'deer.' um. bedtime!)

oops, i think i should have gone to bed a while ago. >.>

i'm reading through legolas/gimli stories at axe and bow. i keep reading ones i've read before that i clearly remember being impressed with, and then i check my recs page and... they're not on it. and i can't remember why i didn't rec them. did i used to be pickier, or what? oh well. i'm adding them now. that section's going to get longer. it's like my small auxiliary otp. er. one of them. i don't have any shortage. especially for something with 'one' in its name, one true pairings are awfully common.

i am itchy all of a sudden. i blame it on the psychological effects of the recent events in hollyweirdos. >.< um, not that i've been having sex with any of the actors. even mentally. even viggo! mentally, i mostly look at him. well. lately, anyway, heh. or perhaps i should just blame mosquitos for the itchiness. one other thing is that my arms look really tanned. but i haven't been outside THAT much. i mean, barely at all. i'm like a bat. or something that doesn't go outside and lives in caves. maybe it's just the poor light in here. things are so surreal. i felt twinges of inspiration today and didn't act on them, but perhaps tomorrow i will take a peek at Karl and Viggo's Manly Yet Gay Camping Adventure.

futurismic brings the goods: two bits of news!

anti-republican news:

Republican Party Creates Jobs (In India) 
Working as I do in technical support I knew that India was on the minds of every contact center manager in the tech industry. I didn't know, but am not surprised, to learn that the Republican Party uses call centers in India for fund raising.

pirate news:

Pirates On The High Seas 
Pirate fishing, that is, of a rare, regulated and perhaps critically endangered species. A 20-day, 4700-mile high-seas chase by an Australian fisheries patrol boat finally nabs the Uruguayan trawler in the South Atlantic. With the ever-increasing number of fisheries in steep decline, and fishing bans and marine reserves on the rise, I'm betting such dramatic scenarios will become ever more common.

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH. kim_jong_il__ has a chat with saddam.

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lalala

look at zorrorojo's gorgeous dog. she was looking for a fla-area home for him, but it looks as though she may have found something. ::crosses fingers::

axis of evil

AHAHAH MORE! i love kim_jong_il__. XD

dragoncon!

::crosses fingers::

because i'm a ditz i didn't realize dragoncon was THIS WEEKEND.

like as in TOMORROW.

luckily atlanta is only three hours from home. daddy and mom are trying to arrange to have big gay andy or another friend drive me and lillian there (because my car totally can't handle three hours of interstate, yo). YAY.

eeee yay!

past the last defense into my thoughts

so we have a ride. and i have to pack like tonight. o.0 and in other o.0 news, here's a commenter who can't figure out what to do when an image-heavy page is loading slowly other than click 're-load' a bunch of times. ::sigh:: i was probably too snarky.

oh, and this is a gip. mcee posted legolas and he was so hot. i made a spider icon at the same time, mcee, but then i remembered your threat and i didn't upload it. :]

britney/madonna

...if there was anyone left who didn't know...

britney and madonna kissed on the vmas. with tongue.

AND I MISSED IT. secret_angel is going to upload it though... i think.