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ew! a moth in my hair! ewww.

so what i forgot to mention is that

although to my knowledge you've never needed a passport to get into canada, they now require either that or a birth certificate--but i'm not positive that's not a requirement of the u.s. anyone who actually knows, feel free to enlighten me. anyway, since i didn't know, i didn't have my passport (expired) or my birth certificate (wtf?) and mom had already left for tuscaloosa (45 min drive!) when i tried and failed to check in.

cue huge panic attack. holls's wedding was THE NEXT DAY. cell phone was out of batteries too; i had to sit on the floor next to the outlet, charging it, sniffling, and hugging seannie's present (a stuffed white tiger almost as big as me). i called my mom, holls, and my adoptive older sister lisa.

then i ended up calling a church friend who doesn't work, and she went to my house, picked up my documents, and drove out to birmingham just for me. instead of the 6:30 am flight getting in at 2 pm, i took the 1 pm flight getting in at eleven pm, and was tortured all day in the airports.

in fort worth i paid for bottled water with quarters and dimes because the damned shops wouldn't take my visa check card (sorry, we only take cash!). ...but all was well, except for some cramps in my foot. and then i met squirrelmir (eek!) and got a fucking TON of canadian tourist crap including, yes, an UMBRELLA HAT. and a poncho. and a sheet of stickers. (i'm all set for life!) so after midnight, holls turned it round into a good day. :]

and now due south is on in 20 minutes, and i smell lunch, and i hear the baby crying, so... ta!

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jack's hair faq.

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what a cute lil' icon.

highlights of the evening include:

+the out! out, motherfucking spot! laundromat
+johnny depp in benny and joon
+go, go, power boobies/ you mighty, rigid power boobies
+me and my boobies will take over the WORLD
+what are we doing tonight, holls? the same thing me and my boobs do every night, cim... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
+hollsk stabbing herself in the face while attempting to decorate a cake
+cim thwapping the ceiling fan with a quilt
+hollsk: i keep forgetting i have my glasses on. i'm like, why is there a black line around everything?
+don't give me any more cake, you bitch!
+i'm not a jerk, i just don't like dead things!
+the ugliest fat elf with six fingers in an ugly dress in the world. hollsk: there's not an uglier fat six-fingered elf in the WORLD. cimorene111: well, the ugliest in this sketch book anyway.
+all he did was lie there and stink!
+join our community for parody-style deliberately!badfic! badfic_theatre.