more jay and silent bob

here's a strategy. if it's established relationship and composed mostly of smut, it can't be out of character! heh.

uncanny resemblance between jay and silent bob, and legolas and gimli. ::snicker::

omg. wtf. a GOOD one?

yes. a fluffy trilogy with no overdone angst. it's funny, too. not that it couldn't be funnier. everything is never enough; never everything; everything and ever, amen. by kelandris, nc-17.

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you know what's incomparably sweet?

the smell in a happy kitty's neck. mmmm.

another rec!

hahaahahah. finally, it's the silent bob of canon. i knew i'd meet him somewhere!

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a storyline that everyone uses, which has never worked before, works now--because jay really IS that stupid.

master and commander rec

jack/aubrey humor rec--says it is part one of a series. (::sigh::)

delete my phone number, if you have it.

i'm not going to be taking my cell phone to texas with me. or rather, mom's going to take it and give hers to dad. and i won't have one anymore. jenny and taum's phone number will be forthcoming at some later date.

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daddy said i could borrow his good omens but i can't find it!

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well, that was crushing.

joy all killed.

in other news, i'm reading a good omens/dogma crossover. i'll let you know how it turns out.

good omens rec (dogma crossover)

i'm in love with one big happy pantheon by ka rose (dogma/good omens, loki/bartleby and crowley/aziraphale). we're going to elope. luckily wax_jism doesn't mind being dumped for a crossover. she understands.

"What the hell are you doing?!"
Aziraphale looked around nervously, his thin fingers drumming anxiously on Crowley's arm. "Would you believe... we're fighting?"

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apparently, one of elfiepike's children is an immortal penguin.

i think it's safe to say that custom will NEVER stale her infinite variety.

hello, russell.

nguh?

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wtF?

russell crowe looking like james van der beek.

i'll be back in a minute... i need to scrub my brain.