that's a dragon

Perrin: that’s a dragon.
Me: what’s a dragon?
Perrin: THAT’S a dragon (pointing at bookcase)
Me: the BOOKCASE is a dragon?
Perrin: that’s a dragon.
Me: you astonish me!
Jenny: that’s pretty well-camouflaged then.
Perrin: talk about why.
Me and Jenny (in unison): because it looks EXACTLY like a bookcase!
Perrin: I poured a pile of flames on the dragon!
Jenny: you poured a PILE of flames on the dragon?
Me: that was certainly very astute thinking on your part.
Perrin: the dragon acts like a fireplace.
Jenny: well, that’s not very much of a stretch.

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perrin has just made a fountain (one which might, to the untrained eye, look like a huge mess covering 80% of the livingroom floor with scratch paper, books, puzzles, legos, train tracks, and tinker toys). he informed me that it is a big fountain, green in color, glass in substrate, and also a 'step stool' fountain, and that on the stepstool are two frogs and a bookcase and on the bookcase is a girl and that the frogs are spitting water at the girl.

no lie!