remix status

finished, sent to beta.

::totters woozily into chair::

that was weird, man. the whole time writing it it was like there was an itch between my shoulders i couldn't scratch. i was feeling my way, all totally blind, man. it could SUCK and i'd have no idea. k'sal says that usually when i say that i produce really good ideas, so... hope!

somebody give me a cookie send me some chocolate.

guh.

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perrin: chickens have been laying tomatoes for thousands of years.
me: they have? oh.
p: and eggplants have been laying roosters for thousands of years.
me: oh, they have? that's certainly very VERY strange. are eggplants chickens?
p, gleefully: eggplants are chickens!
me: oh. eggplants are chickens, huh?
p: and eggplants don't understand what the words mean when you say 'come in,' when the phone rings!
me: oh no. that's not good.
p: talk about why.
me: well, because then when the phone rings and you need the eggplants to come inside, they might not come.

in the land of milk and honey

perrin: there's an egg on the fan.
me: what's an egg doing there?
p: it's drinking milk.
jenny: how is it doing that?
p: by opening the milkalators that were popping milk along the streets.
j: gives new meaning to the phrase 'land of milk and honey,' doesn't it?