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perrin (swinging a length of plastic spring somewhat like a slinky): there's a speaker in the spring that plays the funny songs. i'm playing the funny songs.
me: oh. what song are you playing?
p: i'm playing the funny songs.
me: oh, but which song are you playing?
p: i'm playing the funny songs!
me: oh, okay.
p: in the funny songs there's a mama who scratches speakers.
jenny: there's what?
p: there's a mama who scratches speakers in the funny songs.
j: ooooh. that's VERY strange. what is the purpose of this... scratching action?
p: the purpose is to get the tape off.
j: oh. well that certainly might be a, um, necessary measure sometime to, uh, get the tape off.

remix status

14 pages and counting; less than half of sourcefic's plot covered, but remix is probably at least half done.

here's a meme for you: five best.

what are the five best stories you've written? not your favorites, the best.

not in any particular order--

+burnt offering (eight days of luke slash)
+identity (she-ra femme)
+only logical (kirk/spock)
+what i am to you (kirk/spock)
+a love song (pink/christina aguilera femme)

!!!!!!

condaleeza rice looks like cruisedirector's cat.