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i have to work eight hours today. but i took my granola and yogurt in here to eat, because i find the internet comforting, and it's so chill and overcast that i really, really needed some comfort.

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wolfsage, if you're not logged in, do so. i just made a protected post of a note to you. semi-urgent. ish. okay maybe not all that urgent. :)

today is random poll day

[Poll #274204]

not a perrin-dialogue, but a moron-dialogue!

cim: if you spray a pop-tart with hairspray before you put it in the toaster it's supposed to--
cashier: blow up?
cim: yeah.
cashier: cool. [pause] ANY kind of hairspray?
cim: i don't know. ...should i have told you that?
cashier: yes. i got mad busted once for setting a folding chair on fire.
cim: not at work i hope.
cashier: no, at school.
cim: at SCHOOL???
cashier: i used to be a mad pyro.
cim's brain: is that what they're calling it these days?
cim: my best friend used to blow up park benches for fun.