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perrin was making furnaces out of lego people last night. he put a long series of little gray cylinders between the lego man's neck and his head.

perrin: that looks like a furnace.
me: i'm not so sure it looks like a furnace. to me it looks like a lego man with a long neck.
jenny: do furnaces look like GIRAFFES?
perrin: it's a furnace!
me: oh, i know it IS a furnace, but does it really LOOK like one?
perrin: yes.
me: it does? do most furnaces look like that?
perrin: they DO!
me: so our furnace in the closet has a body with shoulders and two arms and two legs and a long jointed metal TUBE on its shoulders with a head on top that has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth?
perrin: yes.

don't drop that on your foot

people often make me want to commit murder.

sometimes mass murder.

these cunts at the finnish university still haven't responded after a month and a half to tell me when the exams i have to take are. that leaves less than two months until the exams. i finally emailed again today. but i hope she hasn't answered because she's busy dying a slow painful death.

kitten_head and southpaw526, i miss you! i'd love to talk to you. either one. i'm just saying.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

wax_jism:why is alicia keys wearing a key-- oh.

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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Cimosis
Cause:	psychological
Symptoms:	vague dislike of modern architecture, punning, occasional tooth loss
Cure:	take five spoons of cough medicine before going to bed
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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