funniest responses to my poll

today is...

-- shiny (wayfairer)

i am...

-- a ninja. sometimes. (elfiepike)
-- The sexy bitch that snagged Cim's Butler! (randwise_gamgee)


i would rather read fanfic than have oral sex provided that...

-- the fanfic is not misspelled. (elfiepike)
-- it didn't require me to shave my legs (nemoricultrix)
-- the fanfiction can somehow produce a tongue (hollsk)
-- i was in public. (psychoticspy)
-- i get the oral sex after (kmazzy)

the number of people i would have sex with is...

-- a strange and curious thing (louiselux)
-- eh, pretty much anyone if I'm bored enough (nemoricultrix) (*bored*?)

underneath the table,

-- not just for wads of gum anymore (ninglor)
-- is less fun than on top, when one is fucking. (aeslis)

unhand that...

-- alabaster statue of my leg (louiselux)
-- delicious piece of ass. no? well.. okay. (aeslis)
-- sandwich! (hollsk)
-- masked man! (wayfairer)

(no subject)

i hate calling long-distance on one day's notice to ask your psychiatrist to call long-distance to give your prescription to a pharmacy.

(no subject)

an old gentleman today called me SIR, and then said 'oh, ah, i've just realized that i made a mistake. thank you ma'am--now will you forgive me.' then he explained the problem was girls wearing their hair short like me and boys wearing theirs long. i said we did it just to confuse people.

then we had the Where Are You In School Are You Here At Tech chat, and i gave the I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead At Such A Podunk School Actually I'm Taking Leave But I'd Be a Junior response. and it came out that i was in massachussetts, and he drawled, 'well, i'll tell ya what, for someone from up thar you talk pretty good.' i said, 'i'm not from there, but people from massachussetts have very good accents'; and he told a story about a guy from boston at a conference whom he couldn't understand, and revealed more of his character than he probably realized by telling me he was complaining about this 'fella' in the 'mess' one day and another 'fella' from 'down arizona' said 'you're sure one to talk!' finished the old gentleman, 'he thought i had a pretty good brogue too.' it also came out that he believes 'we' in texas 'don't talk too bad.'

be random and silly on PURPOSE!

i liked the text-entry poll. let's do it again.

[Poll #276583]

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what does everyone else think of this harry/snape ghost story? it's long.