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p: talk about why i'm going to put my arms through the legholes
t: what? your arms through the legholes?
p: talk about why there ARE no legholes.
t: well, there are... there are two of them.
p: talk about why you have two legs.
t: well, it's easier to balance.
p: talk about why it's easier to balance if you have two legs.
t: well, because if you only had one you would be slightly off-kilter.

HAHAHAHHA. this is a HIGHLY apt summary fo my life, just now.

and i *so* wanted to be a serial killer.

"Whatever you say, Maureen," he goes. "The forces of the profane will be 'daniel.' these are their names in my studies. Wouldn't you just know it?" -"Maureen Birnbaum at the express registers with my mom."

-lj markov random text generator

( on RFM )

( on BM and his 'tent' )

( on both of them, apparently )

( in closing... on serial killers )

the lj markov text generator on my better half

this was an exceptionally small paycheck so i got to talk to wax_jism in a half-full five gallon jug of water. and she said, 'he looks like a frat boy,' and she has nice boobs too.

-the lj markov random text generator