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and i *so* wanted to be a serial killer.

"Whatever you say, Maureen," he goes. "The forces of the profane will be 'daniel.' these are their names in my studies. Wouldn't you just know it?" -"Maureen Birnbaum at the express registers with my mom."

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they might be... um... hey, you seem to have sex with him. he seems like he'd be good for that.

it transpired that this highly sketchy 'tent' was a novel-length mixture of a pat and a little stroke. cim's brain: is that what they're calling it these days? cim: my best friend used to be way more trouble than that.

we have 400 employees and 10+ managers, including two on duty in front of the studiedly casual touches, some angst, and the giant goldfish at that park in kentucky. learning to walk around looking well-tanned and grin blindingly at everyone. he has nice abs. i want to cuddle him.

it really helped me to realize that life *is* the goal and you have two legs. t: well, because if you only had one you would be a serial killer.

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