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i'm, like, completely out of money. i hate that. and i hate spending it, too, but... i buy some things that i don't, STRICTLY speaking, need, like orange cuticle sticks. i spent almost $25 at kinko's just to print eight pages and get a passport photo.

how fucking irritating. i hate having to ask my parents for more money, but i know i'm in no circumstances to allow my account to overdraw. and as it stands i have no money for breaks the rest of the week.

yick.

every time i've given in to impulse and eaten junk lately--for instance, salt and vinegar potato chips, apple fritters and donuts and cream cheese croissants, cookies--i've ended up feeling highly icky.  so i've decided that i will eat no more cookies, potato chips, donuts and their ilk, or candy.  i will still eat expensive chocolate, cake-related products, and corn chips--the latter provisionally until i find some other way to satisfy my craving for salsa.  i can't quite stand to eat it by itself, you see. 

AHAHAH!

from metaquotes--lilydale posted by kristenk2:

Seriously, i am boggling so hard that I'm about to turn into nine cubes with letters all over them.

(my boggle had more than nine cubes.  i think it was more like twenty-five.  but still.)

teh whatsit?

"im happy. my clothing taste is changing. on the first day of school, im wearing my sauconies with a black skirt over my jean that have holes, and my blue striped shirt that you gave me for xmas; plus maybe a camisole. cute, huh?"

HAHAAHAHA my little sister is SUCH a cute little PUNK. 
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randy, i changed my mind, i fucking love this song.  bah.  the audio's up streaming at mtv.com and they've offered two downloads of others in sparkly girls but i can't dl music on this computer; it's too slow.

Nerd Has Most Obscure Crush Ever

JACKSONVILLE, FL—The unrequited nature of area nerd June Manzo's crush on actor Peter Tuddenham, who provides the voice of piloting computer Slave on Blake's 7, is only slightly more agonizing than the process of explanation she must put herself through every time her media obsession is discussed. "He has this slightly sinister but dynamic way of speaking on the show, particularly in the 'Headhunter' episode," Manzo said, painstakingly describing Tuddenham to fellow science-fiction fan Bradley Preakniss. "When I hear his voice congratulating Avon on his 'consummate skill,' I just get shivers... Doesn't that ring a bell? No? Not at all?" Manzo's crush is surpassed in geekiness and obscurity only by that of Denver's Demitri Ostrow, who has a long-harbored passion for author Neil Gaiman's "fabulous" assistant Lorraine.

the onion

hahahahah hey holls

report: scientists still seeking cure for obesity

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the only worse grocery carts to check than the ones full of nothing but, say, pork sausage, frozen pizza and icecream are the ones full of equal parts junk food, "low-carb" gimmick junk food, and huge hunks of meat.  (when bought by gross fat people.)  i come near biting my tongue to keep from speaking sometimes.

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if anyone missed this, my acceptance (or rejection) letter is due to be mailed this week.

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omG, ravie, I FOUND THAT FIC YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.  Summary: Slash/Mpreg. Dumbledore asks Harry to do something that just might hurt his relationships.especially with his boyfriend!

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this day was a wash.  i didn't call miranda, from work, cause we were going to try and paint, but the can of primer wasn't even in the house until after 7 pm.  of course for the past three hours i've just been lazy, but i figure i have the right. 

urk.  my throat kinda hurts.