good omens rec

http://www.livejournal.com/users/lovelyzelda/63499.html by zelda, r.  crowley/aziraphale.  i don't see a title about, or i'd tell you what it is.  humour.

FUCK this american keyboard; the enter keys and apostrophes and slashes and semi-colons and dashes (argh) are all in the wrong places!

ps--made it to AL safely but delta lost my luggage.  talked parents into buying ROTKEE at target on way home.  am supplied with goldfish crackers and oh my god, my puppy is getting old--his whole face is white and it's spreading on his legs too.  but he's still the sweetest creature in creation, including wax.  (he has an evolutionary advantage in that respect though.  don't worry, baby--i don't hold it against you.)

yeah.

amusing rant at post-office guy who tries to convert people to christianity* rec.

*i just totally blanked on how to spell proselytise and i still can't remember for sure.

ps:  FUCK YOU TOO, apostrophe key, AND your neighbors.

in the airport

my daddy is in a power wheelchair.  he came to pick me up wearing a red polartec jacket and a black beret that lilly bought him in france.  we were waiting in line in the lost and found luggage room when...

Adorable Little Black Boy:  are you santa claus?
me: pst, dad.  this little boy wants to know if you're santa.
daddy:  heh.  not quite.
ALBB:  then why do you have that on your head?
me: it's, um, a hat.
daddy: maybe if it were red and white--
ALBB: then why are you sitting there?
daddy: um...

'then why do you have that on your head?'  best.  thing.  ever.  mom and i teased daddy about it all night.  ahahah.  why, if you aren't santa, are you seated in a giant rolling chair at the head of the queue in the delta lost and found luggage office at the atlanta airport, huh?  riddle me THAT one. 

('you look like santa' WAS the first thing i said to him after 'daddy' and 'i missed you'--he's grown his beard very long and it's mostly white now.)