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boy, do we ever need a web cam.  the world may never see pictures of the dark red flapper-like dress mommy got me, which is truly stunning.  has anybody noticed my habit of buying pretty dresses when i have nowhere to wear them?  i must just have faith that someday something will come up that will demand one.  in the mean time, i don't have the proper shoes anyway.

what to do with your world fantasy award #1,600,042:

buy it a snake and a lot of headgear.

eta:

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Spend more time snuggling puppies. Get your resolution here

lotrips rec

magic fingers by msilverstar.  billy/elijah, r.  during filming elijah has horrible recurring hiccups.  hilarious and cute.

jeeves/wooster rec

jeeves and the blessed indiscretion, by shalott, pg.  the story is charming and adorable, if one accepts a few premises which are perhaps not entirely supported in canon--like a jeeves off his game, and an unsual degree of competence from bertie.  the voice is pretty good. 

smallville rec

new habits by suz, pg.  clex futurefic in which clark is jealous because lex and lois are dating.

rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead rec

i know you, by bastet.  r/g, nc-17, smutty but not without characterization or snappy dialogue.  very cute.

oooh, it seems makesmewannadie is back.  hooray!

hp rec

the see-all by stellahobbit, harry/snape, nc-17, humor.  occurs while harry is still in school.  and is very very funny. 

harry/snape rec

nothing says christmas by dementor delta, nc-17, h/s established relationship.  a very funny, sweet, cute, domestic christmas fic which sort of revolves around gingerbread cookies.

on jane eyre

omg i just had a cheese smörgås (buttered-bread, open-face sandwich) and. :foodgasm:! that was JUST what i needed. i fancy (fancifully!) that i can feel a sort of painful tingling as blood goes back to certain parts of my brain.



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new topic. was reading wax's friends and up popped pearl_o on jane eyre. i'm curious:

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