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i wish i could just put a filter on my friends page that would just make all memes not show up, no matter who posted them--except the ones that involve free music, of course, there'd have to be a "yay illegal downloading" filter to override it, but man.  so now all i need is some kind of artificial intelligence program to determine what the meme is and a programmer to write that programming and i'm all set.

assignation at a bus stop in the rain

an abridged excerpt from chat, where the talk just keeps coming back to harlequins again and again.

Isilya: He enters her most private of inner sanctums!
naiad: ahahaha inner sanctum
cim: naiad, the centre of her womanhood
wax: like how the sigmoid colon is the centre of a gay man's soul!
cim: or her secret place!
Sin: cim, the petal of her womanhood
Isilya: her secret place!
cim: her secret place where she was moist and waiting for him!
cim: which makes it sound like an assignation at a bus stop in the rain
naiad: if anyone says dripping i'm outta here

and then i was told to "lj that!" and i did, the end.  and talk moved on to sex education in school.

and also

Isilya: young rodney was HEROINE CHIC
Isilya: er
Isilya: HEROIN CHIC

but it was too late because now i need a "hereoine addict" icon for each of them.