*facepalm*

a new course in folkloristics today.

Professor Surprise¹: what do you think about when you hear the word "fieldwork"? anyone?
me: jane goodall.
[silence]
Professor Surprise: who?
me: you know, that woman - with the chimpanzees?
Professor Surprise: oh - i don't know, but i'll just write "chimpanzees", okay?

[Poll #902689]


1. Professor Surprise is wee and perky and seems nice. her name results from her very short and wide-set, rather high eyebrows. she looks perpetually surprised, or at least very, very intent.

pregnant with what?

cim: did you know the berlin wall is a 'he'?
wax: it is?
cim: yeah, it is. that woman who is married to it -
wax: she's straight?

badum-ching!

this link - which is totally not made up nor in any way misrepresented - found in the links of the otf_wank post about the guy who is married to a horse (again: no, really).