profound truths about the healing cock

cim: It's funny how when you're reading a bunch of stories in a row, something that's really weird can seem not that weird, and then when you come back to it later you're like: "Summary: Blair goes undercover in a mental hospital as a gay teenager with nothing else wrong with him and is nearly raped and killed by an evil ex-con orderly under orders from the evil hospital director, and Jim goes berserk and turns into a caveman without the power of speech and pulverises the orderly, and then they have soul-bonding sex."
wax: And next thing you know, you're like, "Did I print that out?"
cim: See, I was looking back through my del.icio.us, and my notes on one of the pros stories were... "Prose rather elegant but suffers from Bodie having epileptic fits and a history of childhood sexual abuse."
wax: But you were like, "It's still totally readable!"
cim: Exactly. And I'm pretty sure the healing cock made an appearance.
wax: Of course.
cim: Epileptic fits, childhood sexual abuse. Can the healing cock be far behind?
wax: It never is.
cim: Yeah, what would be the point of the story? It'd be just hurt and comfort. Who wants the hurt and comfort without the sex?
wax: Then it would be... smarm.

RETURN OF VICTORIA BITTER!

As bibliotech said, just when I was thinking, "Hey, it's been a slow day..."

Victoria Bitter/Amy Player/Mr. Frodo/Jordan Wood reappears to confess all? The fandom wank post is here.

For those of you who don't know about VB and the incredible saga of her crazeh, it's part of your fandom history! You must read it! And here is the story at fwgreatesthits, largely related by mpoetess and reposted by my own beloved guinevere33 a few years ago (but with help from many other people, as you can see in the comments). Also here is a shorter introduction to the whole thing on the fandom wank wiki.

Another think coming

Listen, people.

It's not "If you think ___, you've got another thing coming". It's "If you think __, you've got another think coming." Get it? See how that works? The word "think" appears in both places! As if to suggest that the approaching think is going to replace the previous think which was in error! See how it even (gasp!) makes sense that way, whereas a "thing" coming in that context is so meaningless as to be completely baffling? [*]