this icon has never been more appropriate

Things you just don't expect to find yourself doing ever again: arguing the LOGIC of genderswap. Because I was like "I hate when the hair automatically." And wax was like "YES, I hate when the hair automatically grows - " "Why would you just - wake up with your hair longer?" Of course, the changes involved in genderswap are bigger, but hair has to be manually cut - "Women don't have naturally longer hair!" said wax. And then I was like, "Why did his eyelashes get shorter? Women don't have naturally shorter eyelashes! Eyelashes are not a gender trait." Wax corrected me: they are, and women have more of them. Okay, whatever. But then I was like: "Why would hormones control hair growth? ...Except they do." And then I laughed until I cried.