badfic summaries of the day

1. Summary: Frank’s a veterinarian. And when Adam shows up in his office with his cat, confusion ensues of the most unexpected kind. (Better than it sounds)



2. Summary: Frank is comfortable enough in his nice suburbia home with his wealthy parents to live without any problems, but he still finds the time to bitch. Then he meets Gerard. A kid his age on the street, who he can’t get out of his mind.



3. Summary : Frankie and Mikey work in Gerard’s Tattoo shop. Frank is the body piercer and Mikey is trying to learn the trade. First lesson; how to do a Prince Albert, first client; Frankie himself. Smut ensues. (Big surprise, huh?)



4. SUMMARY: Mikey and Quinn are cell mates in a local state prison, it's maximum security where the hardened criminals are and Mikey's been convincted of simply killing a certain man whom fucked his brother. The guards of the prison deem Mikey to be a bitch and pick on him non stop the other prisoners also pick on Mikey non stop when they're on the basketball court, cafeteria and showers. Quinn however has been convincted of raping and killing numerous amount of people, but he strikes a fancy in Mikey and comes on too strongly at times.



5. Summary: St. Jimmy was the best drug dealer in town. He and his friend, Frank. Until they got arrested and destiny put the homeless Frank right in front of the cop Gerard.

sometimes she climbs into a basket and tickles her ears

Last night I dreamed that I was at a wedding reception in a grand hotel. I was wearing a giant grand pink ball gown (note: if I wore a ballgown, it would never be pink. Go fig!) and floating about six inches above the floor through the lobby because the floor was covered in an elaborate arrangement of crystal goblets. A little girl, a toddler really, was chasing me and leaping up and latching onto my legs, and I kept kicking free and saying "Let go" only to have her latch on again.

Then I woke up and realised this was because I had been tossing and turning and trying desperately to kick off the covers because it was hot, but the Crazy, who was sleeping on my ankles, kept jumping back onto them before I could get out of the blankets. I sat up in confusion and shoved her off and she complained vociferously. Damn, that is one tenacious cat. During the day, anything from a sneeze to a car door slamming four stories below in the parking lot will frighten her off of someone's lap!

PS. Kelly Osbourne was the host of the second season of Project Catwalk, the low-budget UK version of Project Runway. Okay, it seems even lower budget, especially since I'm sure she's there because Liz Hurley quit, but who cares? She's hot! And even more adorable than the last time you saw her, I guarantee it. Look, she's wearing a bowler hat!