"I literally jumped out of my skin when I heard this."

Oh God, you guys - sometimes I just love badfic so much.

I have a headache from laughing so hard.

This totally beats "My heart was literally in my throat", too.

Badfic Summaries of the Day

1. Summary: It has been almost a year since Michael Way was announced dead in his bedroom, and his family had always been confused by his alleged suicide. But after a cleaning spree inside his room, his older brother and ex-girlfriend discover something that may just prove the suicide theory wrong. Teaming up with P.I. Robert McCracken, can they find the truth before it finds them?



2. Summary: What do bubbles mean to you?



3. Summary: Frank knows that Mikey hates what he does onstage with Gerard. How will he make it up to him?



4. Summary: Mikey and Brendon are 2 of the cockiest, most arrogant fucks ever. And they hate each other for it. So how do they end up naked together in the bathroom of a dingy club downtown?



5. Summary: Michael says his prayers like a good little boy, but Father Toro continues to corrupt his innocence.
   Warnings: Religious perversion, smut, paedophilia, dirty priest!Ray, innocent altar boy!Mikey, little slut!Frank (enough said…)

Bonus summaries that are funny for some reason other than the summary contents and don't deserve to be part of a numbered list:

( 'Abd again in the longest time I was your Frankie )

vampire werewolf evil!mikey arranged marriage... mpreg?

[13:04] cimorene111: So, I think the only alternative is for someone else to steal her vampire-werewolf-evil mikey-arranged marriage summary and rewrite it. It's the lesser of two evils. It would be much worse for it to not exist at all.
[13:05] megolas: ahahaha. We could do a group one.
[13:05] cimorene111: I think, okay, they've hired a Seer, right, to have a ceremony, and all the werewolf wenches are there, and the seer is supposed to pick a bride for Gerard, only obviously something has to go weird in the ceremony and then she picks Frank! And then it becomes mystical mpreg! Or else the bride is evil or something? It seems kind of mean to make Frank be pregnant.
[13:08] cimorene111: I mean, I would wish it on my worst enemy, yes, but I like Frank.
[13:09] megolas: ahahahaha. I think evil bride.
[13:12] cimorene111: But then will the Heir to Werewolfdom be half-evil? :/ Or she could be a rich and powerful lesbian who prefers to live on her own estate far away with her hairy lesbian werewolf buddies and plot how to take over the kingdom.
[13:18] megolas: Ahaha, yes. Marriage of convience
[13:18] cimorene111: plus evil! She has to be evil so she can die.
[13:19] cimorene111: Because I hate the ones where it's like, "Ten years later, Frank reflected how sad it was that little Cerisa's mother had died seven years previously. Luckily, he had been there for Gerard, who had truly loved his wife, even if the majority of his heart had never been his to give her. Even Frank had liked poor Lady Alsatia."
[13:23] megolas: ahaha
[13:37] cimorene111: Hey, but you know, I think werewolf mpreg is okay! Because pregnancy isn't all that painful and inconvenient for dogs.
[13:38] megolas: aahhaaa. And the possiblity for endless bitch jokes ...
[13:38] cimorene111: So Frank could just stay a wolf the whole time and wolf!Gerard could cuddle him and bring him bits of steak and wash his paws for him and probably the puppy would be tiny and adorable and the birth would be painless.
[13:38] cimorene111: ...I can't believe I just typed that.
[13:38] cimorene111: I have to go put my head underwater now.
[13:42] megolas: I can't believe we just had this whole conversation. :g: 
[13:47] megolas: It's the kind of conversation that should possibly be posted to lj.
[13:47] cimorene111: Yeah. But it's a real problem! Mpreg, or wife plot?

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