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cimorene111: So, I think the only alternative is for someone else to steal her vampire-werewolf-evil mikey-arranged marriage summary and rewrite it. It's the lesser of two evils. It would be much worse for it to not exist at all.
[13:05]megolas: ahahaha. We could do a group one.
[13:05]cimorene111: I think, okay, they've hired a Seer, right, to have a ceremony, and all the werewolf wenches are there, and the seer is supposed to pick a bride for Gerard, only obviously something has to go weird in the ceremony and then she picks Frank! And then it becomes mystical mpreg! Or else the bride is evil or something? It seems kind of mean to make Frank be pregnant.
[13:08]cimorene111: I mean, I would wish it on my worst enemy, yes, but I like Frank.
[13:09]megolas: ahahahaha. I think evil bride.
[13:12]cimorene111: But then will the Heir to Werewolfdom be half-evil? :/ Or she could be a rich and powerful lesbian who prefers to live on her own estate far away with her hairy lesbian werewolf buddies and plot how to take over the kingdom.
[13:18]megolas: Ahaha, yes. Marriage of convience
[13:18]cimorene111: plus evil! She has to be evil so she can die.
[13:19]cimorene111: Because I hate the ones where it's like, "Ten years later, Frank reflected how sad it was that little Cerisa's mother had died seven years previously. Luckily, he had been there for Gerard, who had truly loved his wife, even if the majority of his heart had never been his to give her. Even Frank had liked poor Lady Alsatia."
[13:23]megolas: ahaha
[13:37]cimorene111: Hey, but you know, I think werewolf mpreg is okay! Because pregnancy isn't all that painful and inconvenient for dogs.
[13:38]megolas: aahhaaa. And the possiblity for endless bitch jokes ...
[13:38]cimorene111: So Frank could just stay a wolf the whole time and wolf!Gerard could cuddle him and bring him bits of steak and wash his paws for him and probably the puppy would be tiny and adorable and the birth would be painless.
[13:38]cimorene111: ...I can't believe I just typed that.
[13:38]cimorene111: I have to go put my head underwater now.
[13:42]megolas: I can't believe we just had this whole conversation. :g:
[13:47]megolas: It's the kind of conversation that should possibly be posted to lj.
[13:47]cimorene111: Yeah. But it's a real problem! Mpreg, or wife plot?
[Poll #1020652]
cimorene111: So, I think the only alternative is for someone else to steal her vampire-werewolf-evil mikey-arranged marriage summary and rewrite it. It's the lesser of two evils. It would be much worse for it to not exist at all.[13:05]
megolas: ahahaha. We could do a group one.[13:05]
cimorene111: I think, okay, they've hired a Seer, right, to have a ceremony, and all the werewolf wenches are there, and the seer is supposed to pick a bride for Gerard, only obviously something has to go weird in the ceremony and then she picks Frank! And then it becomes mystical mpreg! Or else the bride is evil or something? It seems kind of mean to make Frank be pregnant.[13:08]
cimorene111: I mean, I would wish it on my worst enemy, yes, but I like Frank.[13:09]
megolas: ahahahaha. I think evil bride.[13:12]
cimorene111: But then will the Heir to Werewolfdom be half-evil? :/ Or she could be a rich and powerful lesbian who prefers to live on her own estate far away with her hairy lesbian werewolf buddies and plot how to take over the kingdom.[13:18]
megolas: Ahaha, yes. Marriage of convience[13:18]
cimorene111: plus evil! She has to be evil so she can die.[13:19]
cimorene111: Because I hate the ones where it's like, "Ten years later, Frank reflected how sad it was that little Cerisa's mother had died seven years previously. Luckily, he had been there for Gerard, who had truly loved his wife, even if the majority of his heart had never been his to give her. Even Frank had liked poor Lady Alsatia."[13:23]
megolas: ahaha[13:37]
cimorene111: Hey, but you know, I think werewolf mpreg is okay! Because pregnancy isn't all that painful and inconvenient for dogs.[13:38]
megolas: aahhaaa. And the possiblity for endless bitch jokes ...[13:38]
cimorene111: So Frank could just stay a wolf the whole time and wolf!Gerard could cuddle him and bring him bits of steak and wash his paws for him and probably the puppy would be tiny and adorable and the birth would be painless.[13:38]
cimorene111: ...I can't believe I just typed that.[13:38]
cimorene111: I have to go put my head underwater now.[13:42]
megolas: I can't believe we just had this whole conversation. :g: [13:47]
megolas: It's the kind of conversation that should possibly be posted to lj.[13:47]
cimorene111: Yeah. But it's a real problem! Mpreg, or wife plot? [Poll #1020652]
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Date: 13 Jul 2007 11:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 13 Jul 2007 11:43 am (UTC)The puppies would be soooooooooooo cute[13:48] megolas: I mean, if we're going for werewolves and vampires and kingdoms, mpreg is really another thing.
[13:49] megolas: plus, the whole...(Ican'tbelievI'mgoingtotypethis) adorableness of wolf!gee looking after his bitch. I mean, wolf!frank. and their pups.
[13:49] cimorene111: you mean another thing in a bad way, or another thing in the way that's like "it's not like the sundae is healthy with sprinkles and chocolate and caramel syrup and whipped cream, so why not add cookie crumbs?"
[13:49] megolas: the latter. mmm, icecream.
[13:50] cimorene111: mm... icecream
[13:50] cimorene111: okay. mwolfpreg!
[13:50] megolas: ahahaha
[13:50] cimorene111: OH GOD, IS THIS THE STORY THAT WILL REQUIRE ME TO RESEARCH THE GESTATION PERIODS OF WOLVES.
[13:50] megolas: their pups would be adorable, yo.
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Date: 13 Jul 2007 11:47 am (UTC)Also he should have a full litter. And one of them can be runty like him. Wee Frank Jr., runt of the litter.
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Date: 14 Jul 2007 08:33 am (UTC)get sidetracked talking about teenaged wolf cuddling and what colour of wolf Gerard isnot see that at once.(no subject)
Date: 13 Jul 2007 02:22 pm (UTC)Please write this. The pups would be so adorable.
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Date: 14 Jul 2007 09:20 am (UTC)And Mikey would be the adorable screw up uncle who brings electrical devices into the bathroom to soak with. Oh, wait.
Anyway, it would be awesome.
You could even combine the 2 plots. Have the woman be barren and evil.