vampire werewolf evil!mikey arranged marriage... mpreg?

[cimorene]

[13:04] cimorene111: So, I think the only alternative is for someone else to steal her vampire-werewolf-evil mikey-arranged marriage summary and rewrite it. It's the lesser of two evils. It would be much worse for it to not exist at all.
[13:05] megolas: ahahaha. We could do a group one.
[13:05] cimorene111: I think, okay, they've hired a Seer, right, to have a ceremony, and all the werewolf wenches are there, and the seer is supposed to pick a bride for Gerard, only obviously something has to go weird in the ceremony and then she picks Frank! And then it becomes mystical mpreg! Or else the bride is evil or something? It seems kind of mean to make Frank be pregnant.
[13:08] cimorene111: I mean, I would wish it on my worst enemy, yes, but I like Frank.
[13:09] megolas: ahahahaha. I think evil bride.
[13:12] cimorene111: But then will the Heir to Werewolfdom be half-evil? :/ Or she could be a rich and powerful lesbian who prefers to live on her own estate far away with her hairy lesbian werewolf buddies and plot how to take over the kingdom.
[13:18] megolas: Ahaha, yes. Marriage of convience
[13:18] cimorene111: plus evil! She has to be evil so she can die.
[13:19] cimorene111: Because I hate the ones where it's like, "Ten years later, Frank reflected how sad it was that little Cerisa's mother had died seven years previously. Luckily, he had been there for Gerard, who had truly loved his wife, even if the majority of his heart had never been his to give her. Even Frank had liked poor Lady Alsatia."
[13:23] megolas: ahaha
[13:37] cimorene111: Hey, but you know, I think werewolf mpreg is okay! Because pregnancy isn't all that painful and inconvenient for dogs.
[13:38] megolas: aahhaaa. And the possiblity for endless bitch jokes ...
[13:38] cimorene111: So Frank could just stay a wolf the whole time and wolf!Gerard could cuddle him and bring him bits of steak and wash his paws for him and probably the puppy would be tiny and adorable and the birth would be painless.
[13:38] cimorene111: ...I can't believe I just typed that.
[13:38] cimorene111: I have to go put my head underwater now.
[13:42] megolas: I can't believe we just had this whole conversation. :g: 
[13:47] megolas: It's the kind of conversation that should possibly be posted to lj.
[13:47] cimorene111: Yeah. But it's a real problem! Mpreg, or wife plot?

[Poll #1020652]

Comments

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Hahhaha. I don't know, maybe they have Puppy Pockets sewn into every garment they can manage. But probably they could only fit in the hood when they were still really tiny, right?

[sinden.livejournal.com]

depends on how big the hood is. I think you copuld manage to a small dog puppy size. Maybe it's just magic. :)

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah... megolas was talking about Gerard growling at some stupid ministers (possibly SECRETLY INVOLVED IN THE MCRACKHEAD'S PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE CLAN???) and the puppy in his shirt wakes up and whimpers and he's like "Oops, sorry babe, go back to sleep - AS I WAS SAYING, YOU ASSHOLES."

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Hee. Yes! We were talking about that last night. And there was the idea of Gerard being all sinister and growly and then a puppy is biting at his ankles or climbing on him and he's all, "You're making it very hard for daddy to be intimidating, you know?" And the puppies ignore him and are all, "wheeeeee!"

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Hahahhaa. "Excuse me a minute." [Carries puppy out of room, firmly shuts door, yells for Ray to take the puppy away.] "As I was saying... what was I saying?"

[sinden.livejournal.com]

But, of course, he's never forgiven those same advisors for making a comment about what they should do with the runt of the litter (survival of the fittest and all that). It make Gerard VERY UNHAPPY, not to mention Frank when he was told.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Which is why nobody but Bob & Ray are allowed to puppy-sit until the puppies are old enough to take a chunk out of you.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Exactly, and Bob just have to LOOK at the other wolves and they get twitchy and find something else to go. I bet they all find his blue eyes kind of freaky.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and you get to be a beta wolf by being able to beat up all the non-beta ones. And the tolerance and approval of the Alphas! But Bob and Ray are totally well able to take care of the pups. He doesn't have to warn them off in person until the pups are pretty big though, because mostly nobody else is even allowed remotely near them. Frank and Gerard keep them on their persons at most times and when they aren't with Daddy or Daddy, and are with Bob and/or Ray, they're mostly also pretty isolated. Which isn't really paranoia cause they know people want to kill them, and is kind of normal for wolf pups anyway, isolation until they're big enough to participate in stuff? And then once they're, like, well and truly toddler-aged... they wander around getting into all kinds of mischief while Ray and Bob tag around after them.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

You know, come to think of it, pregnant!Frank would totally have urges. And Gerard wants to know when he can get some sleep and Frank just grins and jumps him again. Hormones you know.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, yesssssssss. Not that Frank doesn't already have urges! Frank's always been a little more affectionate than... well, not than Gerard liked, but than he was strictly comfortable with. Gerard's sitting around angsting because Frank is thirteen years old and Too Young To Sex Up and has no idea of his Perverse Desires but Gerard is seventeen and has Teenaged Urges and he's moping and scribbling in his sketchbook and writing EMO LYRICS. And Frank is like, well, he's always been a little sad! It must be a vampire thing! Or a king thing! And it's his job to cheer him up! So he's like, "C'mon, come with me! How about a nap in front of the fire! That's what you need... lie down on this sheepskin and I'll like your ear," and Gerard's like D:!!!!! Because he's making it worse! And he can't, like, push Frank away when he's trying to snuggle! Little does he know that that is totally not to young for sexin' from Frank's point of view.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Gerard. So caught up in his own emoness that Frank has to throw himself naken in Gerard's lap and start to wiggle for Gerard to snap out of it.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

I think Frank has to be more assertive than that for Gerard to snap out of it; otherwise there'd only have been one week of angst or something, back when Frank was, what, twelve? Because it's not like he's shy...

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. You know I'm going to seriously start to bug you now to write this, yes?

[cimness.livejournal.com]

That's probably a good thing.

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Yay! \o/