Badfic Summaries of the Day

1. Summary: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's is seen as sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute. Yet when you talk dirty to me it’s neither sexual harassment nor does it burn a hole in my wallet, it’s just pure pleasure at its finest.



2. Summary: AU. Ryan, Travis and William are a gang of criminals, travelling through the Wild West, taking everything they can. When they reach Eagle Hawk they decide to rest for a few days. While propping up the bar in the local Saloon, Ryan becomes enchanted by the pianist.



3. Summary: Some people take religion way too serious. It‘s not easy when you‘re son of parents like that, not only that you don‘t believe to God anymore, you also are gay. Sadly, it‘s life of Mikey.



4. Summary: AU. Frank and Gerard are in college, they meet, and everything should work between them, if it wasn't for Gerard being straight and Frank being gay. (my summaries suck, I know.)



5. Summary Mikey grows up being sexually abused and has trouble coping when he moves in with his mother and estranged brother, Gerard.

Clearly the Simpsons movie is almost here.

Simpsons wank at fandom wank. Wait, Apu is a demeaning stereotype? Really?

Simpsonize me! Image generator. High-resolution closeup image of your face and the patience to wait for a while and hit reload when the site doesn't respond required. It only took me about twenty minutes, though. ( Simpsons cim! )