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bexless: Lol @ Gerard too, obv.cimorene111: always!!<33333cimorene111: We lol with love!bexless: One could say we LOLVE him.4 Aug 2007
bexless: Lol @ Gerard too, obv.cimorene111: always!!<33333cimorene111: We lol with love!bexless: One could say we LOLVE him.
I'm about out of badfic headers1!
Okay, first of all, this is like a Special Edition, because the first several of these completely appalling summaries are all by the same person, whom, for reasons which shall become clear, I like to refer to as Immortal Waycestous Assbaby Snake!Frank Girl.
As a bonus, have a few ( bits and pieces of badfic header ) and, as an EXTRA bonus, here's a whole POST of badfic summaries I found at patrickxpeter, ahahhahahaha.
( Little did he know that Patrick is deadly scared of deep water and can't swim! )
1. Cause I've been busy writing instead of reading badfic - now mwerewolfpreg, ahaha. This has involved lots of research into Romanian and Hungarian names, and also a lot of poking around Wikipedia on the topic of Renaissance Europe - not to mislead anyone into thinking it's going to be well-researched or anything, and also, werewolf vampire mpreg, so. But it's nice to make sure that places exist and so on.
Okay, first of all, this is like a Special Edition, because the first several of these completely appalling summaries are all by the same person, whom, for reasons which shall become clear, I like to refer to as Immortal Waycestous Assbaby Snake!Frank Girl.
- Summary: [AU: Planet of the Apes crossover with canon modifications ] Gee, a domesticated human and slave is taken by his master, Mikey--an orangutan, to the zoo.
- Summary: [AU] Frank is a fourteen year old demon attending his first day of Catholic school. Gerard is a priest and a pedophile. The two meet on Frank's terms.
- Summary: [AU/Historical] During the Ice Age, a Cro-Magnon Fra-nke [Frank] struggles with the untimely death of his band's leader, Ger-a [Gerard].
Author Notes: FYI This is a historical fic, not comedy. Loosely based on a short story I wrote about eight years ago. I use dashes in the names to aid with how I imagine them being pronounced. Dialogue is intentionally normal, as my beta crossbow1 explained in my defense: As one of my Anthro professors said, there's no such thing as a primitive language: Every language is exactly as complex as it needs to be for the people who use it. For those who are unaware, Cro-Magnon man looked a lot like modern man. Italics signify a flashback/the past. Dedicated to vacantlystained for suggesting the idea of a caveman slash. - Summary: [Extremely AU Dark Fantasy High School Fic, sequel to Serpentes] After six centuries spent in isolation, Gerardo and Michael (two immortals, Gerardo a sorcerer, Michael an alchemist) have lost their humanity and are bored, very bored. To keep themselves entertained, they awaken Francesco (their immortal naga love child) and throw him into an American high school during the late 1990s.
As a bonus, have a few ( bits and pieces of badfic header ) and, as an EXTRA bonus, here's a whole POST of badfic summaries I found at patrickxpeter, ahahhahahaha.
( Little did he know that Patrick is deadly scared of deep water and can't swim! )
1. Cause I've been busy writing instead of reading badfic - now mwerewolfpreg, ahaha. This has involved lots of research into Romanian and Hungarian names, and also a lot of poking around Wikipedia on the topic of Renaissance Europe - not to mislead anyone into thinking it's going to be well-researched or anything, and also, werewolf vampire mpreg, so. But it's nice to make sure that places exist and so on.