1 Oct 2007

cimorene: cartoony drawing of a woman's head in profile giving dubious side-eye (sproing)
Last night I neglected Werewolf!Frank&Gerard in the Mama's Transylvanian vampire castle in favour of chatfic in which some fans give them a bunch of Three Musketeers impregnated with sex drugs but only Gerard eats them because Frank has a nervous stomach right then and the other guys have food poisoning, and then he has a Pon Farr episode and Frank - who's always willing to help a guy out - steps up to the plate and has sex with him eight times in one night, and Gerard angsts about it while Frank is pretty laid-back about the whole thing until they finally get their miscommunication sorted, and then Gerard kisses Frank a lot and they help each other shower off the bodily fluids that are stuck to parts of their bodies they didn't even know existed.

Right, so, then this morning I found a bit of interview transcribed by [livejournal.com profile] fairestcat about how THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO. Yes. Some fans slipped Brendon roofied food. (In my mind, the Panic! version of the story goes more like - Brendon gets drunker and drunker-seeming, really out of it, and even cuddlier than usual. He's all hands. He's MOLESTING Ryan, but Ryan doesn't shove him away as hard as usual because he's really actually kind of worried. Thank God Brendon finally falls asleep on him. Ryan lies there pinned to the bed with his neck uncomfortable and carefully extracts Brendon's hand from the front of his pants. He's thinking to himself, "GREAT. HE'S DROOLING ON MY SHIRT AND BEING UNBEARABLY PRECIOUS AGAIN :|." Of course, Brendon doesn't really remember much of the night before when he wakes up, but he figures out fast that Ryan allowed himself to be molested, and it fills his little heart with glee. "RyanRoss," he exclaims, "you must REALLY LOVE ME!" and Ryan's like, "Um, get off me now, please?" but he's not trying to shove him away very hard and his face totally gives him away, because he REALLY DOES. Brendon rubs his face all over Ryan's neck and latches onto him like, seriously, an OCTOPUS and basically cuddles him into submission, and by the time he's relaxed into the embrace they're dating. Finally Ryan's like, "Look, no more food that's not in sealed packages." And Brendon's like, "Why, when being roofied is so much fun!" and strokes Ryan's hip, and then they call and notify Pete.)

As [livejournal.com profile] bexless put it, BANDOM: YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP. BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED.

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