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The Crazy - audio
6 Jan 2008 02:04 pmAbout ten seconds of the Crazy's Very Special Let-Me-Ouuuut Yowl in mp3 format ripped from digital camera video: http://cimorene.tartufoli.net/TheCrazyLetMeOut.mp3
6 Jan 2008
THE HORRIFYING THINGS SCALE
6 Jan 2008 09:15 pmWhat follows is a meticulously calibrated scale of Levels of Horror generated by particular tropes and elements of a story. Every story falls somewhere on this scale. Examples at each point provide convenient references!
10. CHILD RAPE is more horrifying than
9. a MAFIA SEX HOUSE is more horrifying than
8. a PENIS SHRAPNEL injury is more horrifying than
7. SURPRISE VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER is more horrifying than
6. SURPRISE lubeless FISTING is more horrifying than
5. SURPRISE secret EATING DISORDER is more horrifying than
4. background DEAD!MIKEY [aka background dead!main character] is more horrifying than
3. COMPLETELY OOC DIALOGUE is more horrifying than
2. EVERYBODY'S GAY (even Andy and Joe) [aka even the really straight ones] is more horrifying than
1. TRIVIAL CANON ERRORS (such as meat-eating Frank).
A 0, of course, is not horrifying at all.
An appropriate comment for anything between 1 and 9 on the scale is "Well, at least it's not child rape."
10. CHILD RAPE is more horrifying than
9. a MAFIA SEX HOUSE is more horrifying than
8. a PENIS SHRAPNEL injury is more horrifying than
7. SURPRISE VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER is more horrifying than
6. SURPRISE lubeless FISTING is more horrifying than
5. SURPRISE secret EATING DISORDER is more horrifying than
4. background DEAD!MIKEY [aka background dead!main character] is more horrifying than
3. COMPLETELY OOC DIALOGUE is more horrifying than
2. EVERYBODY'S GAY (even Andy and Joe) [aka even the really straight ones] is more horrifying than
1. TRIVIAL CANON ERRORS (such as meat-eating Frank).
A 0, of course, is not horrifying at all.
An appropriate comment for anything between 1 and 9 on the scale is "Well, at least it's not child rape."
why isn't there more poirot fic?
6 Jan 2008 11:11 pmDo not question the gaydar of Chief Inspector Japp.
