you know what, among many other things, i find very annoying?

hollsh: What?

I am annoyed by this:

[blah blah sex or whatever and usually it's pretentious and angsty] "When he [some euphemism or simile for orgasm, or rarely, just 'orgasms' or 'comes'], it feels like [something that orgasms do not feel like, for example, 'a ball and chain being attached to his ankle' or 'hitting a home run' or 'all the things he told himself not to want' or ' successfully shooting milk out your nose while standing on your head' or 'breaking the speed of sound in a rowboat at the top of Niagara Falls']." THE END.

If your orgasm feels like sports, baking, having something strapped or attached to your body, a headstand, or plummeting hundreds of feet into rushing water, UR DOIN IT RONG.

what the...

It definitely seems like either way this election goes, we'll have a more fashion-concious first lady. We're excited about the prospect of a first lady who can be feminine and fashionable, which both Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain seem to pull off.

ARE THEY FOR REAL? Look, I know this is a fashion blog, but - seriously. Excited about the prospect of a first lady who can be feminine and fashionable. You know, I think I'm too enraged to start enumerating the things about that statement that piss me off, which I could do once begun at great length without even touching on the scope/content/basic existence of the article.