zombie bride of plebefic headers

You all remember yesterday's girl who decided that the fact her gen story spontaneously morphed into preslash meant that God was slash-positive after all, when she previously was worried about going to hell for writing it? Well, #1 is her again. This one was written before the other one, though. (After the other one, as well as between the two, she wrote more porn.)

And #s 4 & 5 are J-pop RPS from guest plebefic-header collector aeslis!

1. 
   A/N: I’m conflicted. I love this pairing to death, but my religion states that if they do this, they’ll go to Hell (and so will I). Thus, this story was born. Title is from “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash, which is my official D/C song.
   [The disclaimer on this one said something about how Kripke didn't have 'the guts' to make them just make out onscreen. I guess it didn't occur to her that he might share her religious scruples.]
   
2. 
   [Author's note] This is getting slashy now... Oiy... Might have to right the next chapter as early as tomorrow night... My plot bunnies won't cough up and die.
   
3. 
   Disclaimer: Come on, clearly I don't own these characters. If I did there would be a lot more topless scenes... scenes would be set, inexplicably, in locker rooms where everyone had either just gotten out of or was just going into the showers, the boys would get mauled by the monster of the week only it would leave them miraculously unharmed but, tragically, shirtless. I imagine they'd say things like "damn, I just bought that shirt" a lot.
   
4. 
   Summary: Inoo was silent again. Does he know that he's penetrating my heart? (Lol...I can't think of a summary, so I used a quote from the story...lol, I'm so cheap...xD)
   
5. 
   A/N: Thanks so much for the comments on my last fic! You guys are awesome! I really didn't think I did well on my last fic, so you guys totally made me feel better. :D However, I feel like THIS fic is THE WORST I HAVE EVERY WRITTEN. I'm so disappointed. D: I really wanted to write a fanfic using/basing it off of Morning Musume's "Naichau Kamo" but the lyrics are so hard to make into a story... So that's why I think I failed hardcore on this. D: Well, I hope you guys are still interested in reading... ^^;;; Please enjoy! ^^;;
   

sneakers of the day

Pastry "Glam Pie Hi - Hearts" and Heelys "Cherry Blossom".

I am still philosophically opposed to overstuffed high-tops, by the way. But if you wore bootcut jeans over these instead of skinny jeans tucked into them, I suppose it would be okay. The second pair are unequivocally awesome. I dig the super-fat laces.

no wai

Kate Moss, you look like an asshat, okay? Your dress is made out of a disco ball and you have what appear to be the soles of some platform shoes on your shoulders. DITCH IT.