have you forgotten how good sneaker tastes?

Vans Prison Issue 23 Lo Pro in vanilla patent

another mail guy successfully warned

So this more or less happens every time we receive anything in the mail, plus or minus the signing steps and the "Cim forgetting basic Finnish that she actually knows" steps.

[Doorbell rings]
PERRY: MOM!!!! INTRUDERS!
ME: Okay, good boy, quiet now! I heard!
MAIL GUY: Haha-
PERRY: Just as I suspected! A strange man who wants to enter the apartment! No - Mom, where are you - don't go out there! ...AT LEAST TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
ME [edging out into the hall without letting the dog by]: Uh, hahah. Perry... shh! [reflexively but without hope of success since Perry is a beagle]
PERRY: MOM!!! MOM? ARE YOU OKAY OUT THERE?
MAIL GUY: If you could just s -
PERRY [so loud as to completely drown him out]: MOMMY NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
MAIL GUY: - ign here...
ME: Sorry, I don't... uh... understand Finnish...
PERRY: WAX! MOM'S IN THE HALL WITH A STRANGE MAN!
MAIL GUY: -YOUR NAME?
ME: It's okay, Perry! - Oh, sorry. OK. [signs]
PERRY: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[MAIL GUY walks away laughing to himself as I go back inside and close the door. PERRY still doesn't stop barking.]

Friends tell me that he can actually be heard from the building lobby 5 stories down when our door is closed. The neighbors must love us.

I Wish I Were a Plebefic Headers Weiner

1. A/N: I’ve been studying autism and I thought I should write a story about it.



2. Summary: After the War ends, God gave Dean his wish, no questions asked. But that was probably ‘The Fault’. Was God too presumptuous? Or could Dean really want his ‘reward’?
   A/N: The questions above are not rhetorical, sort of. After reading, if you wouldn’t mind please give an answer to above question thank you….



3. Warnings: …possibly confusing or pretentious italics?



4. [link text] I was confused by this feeling it was one I'd never felt before it fitted the characteristics of attraction.



5. Summary: What better way to see if the person you like feels the same way than to have a pseudo relationship with someone that lives halfway across the country? Through a series of twist and turns, Ryan Ross has to answer these questions. But how does this question affect the lives of everyone around him?