Why don't Texans get the better of sneakers?

Gretel by Roxy

Never fly alongside a plebefic header!

1. Word count: Drabble-ish. 8,600 something.



2. Summary: The first probblem was.......................



3. Summary: You shouldn't let ten-year-olds play with toothpicks.



4. Disclaimer: Mostly fake. The situations in this fic are mostly true. I made up the first and last ones. But the three in-between happened, for the most part. With the Billboard 200 things and the Pete-blog. Those are real.



5. A/N: The POV of this is awkward. It changes POVs with each paragraph. Also, since there aren't any names used, it's somewhat confusing, give it a chance, you'll figure it out. :D