Never fly alongside a plebefic header!

[cimorene]

1. Word count: Drabble-ish. 8,600 something.



2. Summary: The first probblem was.......................



3. Summary: You shouldn't let ten-year-olds play with toothpicks.



4. Disclaimer: Mostly fake. The situations in this fic are mostly true. I made up the first and last ones. But the three in-between happened, for the most part. With the Billboard 200 things and the Pete-blog. Those are real.



5. A/N: The POV of this is awkward. It changes POVs with each paragraph. Also, since there aren't any names used, it's somewhat confusing, give it a chance, you'll figure it out. :D

Comments

[mecurtin]

The first one made me choke-LOL.

[farwing]

Yeah. I sort of made a very wierd noise of "I do not think that word means what you think it means". Oy vey.

[brownbetty]

The second author very astutely recognizes the first problem as inability to responsibly use punctuation.

[cesare]

#3 makes me visualize a 10-year-old future Fall Out Boy with a million toothpicks sticking out of his face, like a messy baby Pinhead.

[potted_music]

I'm feeling slightly envious for the first author's productivity XD

[naukhel]

Because of fandom misrepresentations of "drabbles", it took me a long time to learn that they're supposed to be an exact length. However, even before I learned that I still understood that a "drabble" was something short! Jesus Christ. XD That's just amazing.