plebefic summaries: "Archie harbors a deep dark secret that prevents him from socializing..."

1. Summary: David Archuleta harbors a deep dark secret that prevents him from socializing with normal human beings. But then he meets David Cook, an amateur novelist and painter who is obsessed with the idea that the legend about humans possessing the power to shape-shift into a beautiful creature is real, unknowing that the young man who he falls in love with is one of them. [That's right: Archie is a Glambert! The plot is about how he realizes that compared with Cook's fucked-up interspecies affair with Sam from True Blood, he has nothing to be ashamed of. ...Ok, no, I was making that up. But the point is: watch your epithets, people. It's not always clear who they're referring to. And also, secondary point: LOL.]



2. Summary: Frank is homeless and living on the street when Gerard finds him and wants to help him. (Vampire AU) [I was totally with you until "Vampire AU"... okay, no, I'm lying, until 'vampire AU' I was thinking, "Hey that sounds just like that one hilarious badfic where Frank rescues hobo!Gerard from the mall parking garage and gives him a home haircut in his bathroom!"]



3. Summary: Nino isn’t happy when Jun plays the last scene of Hana Yori Dango with a guest, and finally realizes how he feels about the diva. [#badepithets! It took me a minute to even realize 'the diva' is supposed to be Jun.]



4. Summary: Gerard just wants a summer job to buy the ride of his dreams, But when he meets Frank, alone and living in a home for disabled teens, can he show him what true love and acceptance is?



5. Summary: “The Hell’s Spot is not a common nightclub, Nino”. [That's because with a name like that, nobody wants to go there.]

∴ aeslis #s 3 + 5!

Hay, Adam Lambert left his Docs on your website

Two pairs of Doctor Martens 1460 8-eye boots. #1 is black/gold "Softy" leather with glitter flocking and seems to be available in both Europe and North America, and #2 was found only through the US store and is black/silver smooth silver print "Hongos", a limited edition boot design contest winner by Aprille Soons Palmer.



BRB making 1,600,042 Docs icons.

purple hoodies, yellow ipods, bbkitties

Wax got a free item from Fueled by Ramen as an "Oops our bad" after that hacker stoled 600 bucks from her credit card by hacking their store, and she chose this completely hideous Cobra Starship hoodie. Here she is with Gylling, trying to hack it & GTKPod to get them to make nice and allow her to transfer her musics between them. And above that is me manhandling Arwen when she was being bad (and demonstrating the safe way to hold a squirming bbkitty without dropping her).

taking public apology AND public feedback to strange new lows?

In the middle of an ass-long author's note, and constituting not even half of its length, I found this:

Also, Fangirl X , you are awesome bb, and the angst from your stories inspires. I read everything you've written so far, but am truly unable to come up with a adequate response that I feel you deserve, so I will be commenting on those soon.

Is it just me, fellow embarrassment squick sufferers, or is this horrifyingly embarrassing to read as well as a general author's note fail for tl;dr and tackiness? On the one hand, as usual when a badthor names Fangirl X as inspiration, I'm thinking, "Oh, thanks a lot, Fangirl X! Without your 'inspiration' I might not now be reaching for the eye/brain bleach!"; but on the other hand, I kind of feel for Fangirl X, too, because on the off chance that she has any sensibilities she probably won't appreciate this bizarrely public form of communication.