plebefic summaries: "Archie harbors a deep dark secret that prevents him from socializing..."

[cimorene]

1. Summary: David Archuleta harbors a deep dark secret that prevents him from socializing with normal human beings. But then he meets David Cook, an amateur novelist and painter who is obsessed with the idea that the legend about humans possessing the power to shape-shift into a beautiful creature is real, unknowing that the young man who he falls in love with is one of them. [That's right: Archie is a Glambert! The plot is about how he realizes that compared with Cook's fucked-up interspecies affair with Sam from True Blood, he has nothing to be ashamed of. ...Ok, no, I was making that up. But the point is: watch your epithets, people. It's not always clear who they're referring to. And also, secondary point: LOL.]



2. Summary: Frank is homeless and living on the street when Gerard finds him and wants to help him. (Vampire AU) [I was totally with you until "Vampire AU"... okay, no, I'm lying, until 'vampire AU' I was thinking, "Hey that sounds just like that one hilarious badfic where Frank rescues hobo!Gerard from the mall parking garage and gives him a home haircut in his bathroom!"]



3. Summary: Nino isn’t happy when Jun plays the last scene of Hana Yori Dango with a guest, and finally realizes how he feels about the diva. [#badepithets! It took me a minute to even realize 'the diva' is supposed to be Jun.]



4. Summary: Gerard just wants a summer job to buy the ride of his dreams, But when he meets Frank, alone and living in a home for disabled teens, can he show him what true love and acceptance is?



5. Summary: “The Hell’s Spot is not a common nightclub, Nino”. [That's because with a name like that, nobody wants to go there.]

∴ aeslis #s 3 + 5!