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- A/N: I have not written a fanfic in like three years so, I'm not against harshness, but if you must be harsh a genital harshness is all I'm asking for.
- Warnings: Plot! Dean's dirty mouth. Some...philosophy?
- Tittle : No need to upset turtle...
- Summary: After an accident on the set of the Sherlock Holmes sequel, RDJ spends three months in a coma, Jude by his side. When he wakes, he believes he is Iron Man. This would be crazy enough, but as time goes on, Jude realizes with every sleep cycle, Robert wakes up believing he is a different movie character he's played. How will Jude handle such a dillema?
- Warnings: possible OOC reactions but that's to be expected in an AU and eventual slash but not in either of these.
26 Feb 2010
Remember this amazing Heroes badsex?
Well, so, that period in my life ended (because Matt and Mohinder, like, split up? Or something, idk, Heroes became too bad to keep up with) but all was not lost, because the previous record-holder for most horrifying badsex until I read that Star Wars fic where whoever-it-was "could not have been any harder if his erection were encased in plasticrete" [access-locked]is now writing Supernatural. Although her newer stuff wasn't nearly as hilarious. She seems to have gained some maturity, or maybe it's just that the rest of the fandom is so much worse.
All that unadulterated cream-and-coffee skin against white, with dark tangles at stern and midship, was just too delicious a contrast for Matt. His pants were strangling him.
cim: This paragraph is like a one-two-three punch of wtf? that knocks you out.
cim: BAM, cream-and-coffee skin! You're reeling!
lilah: Stern and midship? WHAT?
cim: Exactly! WHAM, stern and midship! What? you're staggering!
lilah: HIS PANTS WERE STRANGLING HIM!
cim: AND YOU'RE OUT COLD.
cim: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
lilah: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
cim: WHY ARE HIS PANTS SUDDENLY ANIMATE AND BENT ON MURDER? WASN'T THIS A BAD SEX SCENE A MINUTE AGO? WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE AM I?
Well, so, that period in my life ended (because Matt and Mohinder, like, split up? Or something, idk, Heroes became too bad to keep up with) but all was not lost, because the previous record-holder for most horrifying badsex until I read that Star Wars fic where whoever-it-was "could not have been any harder if his erection were encased in plasticrete" [access-locked]is now writing Supernatural. Although her newer stuff wasn't nearly as hilarious. She seems to have gained some maturity, or maybe it's just that the rest of the fandom is so much worse.
tatu picspam
26 Feb 2010 08:02 pmLast summer I posted my whole directory of Tatu pics, but then my lj photo hosting went down and all so I had to re-upload them and decided to just make a new post. Contents are NSFW and contain humping, making out onstage, candids, red carpet photos, photoshoots, and even a few stills from videos.
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