"Alejandro" music video premiere

The world premiere of the "Alejandro" music video a few minutes ago is crashing Twitter left and right, and my wife is frantically unfollowing all the distant acquaintances there who are hating on Gaga. I haven't had this problem, because I hardly ever follow anyone in the first place, but I do have the same policy!

I'm really appreciating the sleek, close white bowl cut hair, and look forward to seeing what kinds of fun riffs on the latex nun/mother superior/crusade flag outfits she will be sporting in public in the near future. Also the industrial steampunk goth queen ensemble and most especially the black waistcoat and palazzo pants (HOT). Right now I'm having trouble deciding whether the Britney or Madonna shout-outs were funnier.