plebefic headers: it's one word that will haunt me for the rest of my life

1. A/N: This came to me totally random, and unbetaed, so please don't bitch about spelling mistakes or something like that.



2. Notes: why yes, all the tags apply, but perhaps the most relevant one is missing!



3. Summary: Dean is Lucifer (not possessed) and decides to screw the angels (and demons) over and NOT bring about the apocalypse. Cas still loves Lucifer!Dean and thus commence the sexin’s. How does Sam react? Not well. Dean erases Sam’s memory and hides him from the angels that want them both happen. 13 years later Sam has a family. What happens when the angels find them?



4. Summary: Why? That's what I keep asking myself. One word, three letters.....but it's one word that will haunt me for the rest of my life. [I would wear this on a t-shirt.]



5. Summary: Far in the future, having more than two children is punishable by imprisonment of the parents and death of the third child. Though it bothers Joe, he doesn’t feel that it affects him until he discovers there’s someone living in his basement.

#s 4-5 ♥ bluesbell

i'm definitely forgetting something here.

• Tea This is the second box of Twinings "Passionfruit Mango & Orange" (lack of commas original to the product packaging) Tea I've bought that turned out to actually consist of lemon-flavored tea in P M & O-printed teabags. I'm bemused rather than upset by this, though. I've devoted a fair number of minutes to pondering exactly what happened in their factory to get this result.



• Soul-crushing/ shiny devices waxjism has been being forced to learn how to make the N8, our Messiah (since it's the phone that's meant to Save Nokia. Nokia made a huge loss last year, and this year is in the black and has been keeping up but not, as it were, making up for lost ground. And of course, Nokia is the single biggest piece of our GNP. Also the best publicized). She's not enjoying it. She wishes it were dead, I think. And on top of all that, it's another fucking Symbian phone.



• Teaching our elders about Internet memes and traditions When my parents were here, we made them watch Llamas With Hats and read Clean ALL the Things so that they would know what we were talking about (those are our Most Quoted Texts nowadays). We showed This Party Took a Turn for the Douche and The Man Your Man Could Smell Like to my bbsister, but failed to show them to my parents. You'd think everyone knew The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, but when interrogated, my dad revealed he didn't.



• Career thoughts Last spring I made that very irritated post about dippy hugbertism because I'd been stewing over the excess of same in my classroom assistant courses for a while. By the end of the semester, I was starting to entertain serious fears that I would die of dippyness poisoning before the end of the course. ( Read more... )