we ship it

ME: Look at the kitties! I love when they make out!
WAX: Yeah. She likes when he bites the back of her neck.
ME: YOU GUYS, you're so sweet!

So then the BB got sick of making out and started to walk away, but Snookums grabbed her a few times, tried to flip her on her back and kicked her in the face... so she went for his balls. She was chasing him through the hall biting at his (empty!) ballsack.

WAX: She's a real ball-breaker!
ME: But she had a reason. I mean, he kicked her in the face and that's when she went for the balls.
WAX: Even though there's nothing in them. You know, BB, there isn't actually anything in his ballsack!
ME: OUR KIDS ARE THE BEST.

Blowfish "Toshi" in Black