plebefic headers: curiosity and worse

1. I apologize if this bit seems a little dull and boring, at least it's not that long.


2. [Prompt:] I know it's a bit dark and sad, but a self harming/eating disorder Q and Bond finds out. Preferably if Q does something and faints at work or something.


3. Castiel is rendered mute after being taught a painful lesson, but that enables Dean to learn a few lessons of his own while holding onto something important for him. Elsewhere, someone really loves to count...


4. Q is ticklish and Bond finds out. Surprising results ;)


5. In Rivendell, Bilbo Baggins receives a golden necklace from a certain dwarf, thus causing him to learn much more about dwarven courtship than he's ever bargained for. And as they soon realize, curiosity and worse has taken both sides, thus changing the very fabrics of their journey.

In other news, I can't wait for the next time my mother-in-law gets irritated with her progeny's disorderliness/noise level and yells at them so I can say "That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!"

In related news to that, the Finnish word for mother-in-law is anoppi, which is adorable and super fun to say.