headers: Enjoy my horrible grammar

1. This is un-beta'd. Enjoy my horrible grammar.


2. Tazer has always seemed prickly on the outside, but he takes it to a whole new level when he turns into an actual hedgehog and becomes dependent on Patrick's care.


3. Title from "You'll Be In My Heart" by Phil Collins, because of course it is.


4. When he needs a new member of his gang of assassins, Danny Briere turns to young arsonist Claude Giroux as a replacement. Guns, assassinations, and inconvenient feelings ensue.


5. [tags] Mpreg, Unrequited Love, Denial, preg!Stiles, moderate emotional abuse, Emotional Abuse, Depression, i wont tell who dies, dont hate me

I read #3 to Wax while she was eating soup and she narrowly avoided a spit-take just now.