Dr Martens "Haley" riding boots in tan

Wouldn't it be funny if paint chips were all named things like "Vonda" and "Haley" and "Natalie" and shoe styles were named things like "Hopeful" and "Narcissus" and "Messenger Bag"?*

These are real color names. Messenger bag is kinda brown, if you were wondering. I guess my messenger bag is the wrong color then...