#Overheardatdaycare

ADULT: Girls, now it's time to clean up. Yesterday you didn't clean up very quickly and I had to come help you, so I hope that doesn't happen today. The whole room has to be clean before we go outside so they can clean the floors, so when I come back in five minutes, I hope the room looks really tidy!

[SHE GOES AWAY AND THE THREE GIRLS CONTINUE PLAYING, GIGGLING, SHRIEKING AND THROWING BARBIES]

[A COUPLE MINUTES PASS]

FOUR-YEAR-OLD: WAIT! We were supposed to be cleaning!!

4YO #2: GASP!

4YO #1: Hey! Let's clean up as cats!

4YO #2-3: YAAAAAAAAY!

4YO #1: MEOW!!! [FLINGS HANDFUL OF BARBIE CLOTHES INTO THE BIN]

4YOs: MEOW! MEOW!

[THEY CRAWL AROUND ON HANDS AND KNEES SHOUTING 'MEOW' & THROWING BARBIES INTO THE BIN]