yes sir, that's my baby

A cat always has an unexpected health emergency, like refusing to eat or yelling in the litterbox without surcease or (in the case of Snookums) stabbing himself in the face with a tomato knife while trying to steal chicken on the counter, on a weekend, never on a weekday.



Although he nearly put his fool eye out, the cut is on his browbone and isn't bleeding much, so for once he doesn't actually need a vet. However, you will note that he still waited for Saturday night to try it.