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1. Poison vomitting Sickness Fever Caretaking Drowning Cutting CPR Nightmares aftermath of war Serious Talks Kinky fantasies Romantic Gestures Innocence Danger Legwork Jealousy Unrequited Love Bullet wound
   
   Summary Sherlock tries to get John's attention in every way possible and he is really desperate to get it. Of course, he doesn't choose an easy way and things go awry.
   Greg really likes Sherlock's brother Mycroft but he isn't easy to approach. The three men have a stupid idea and follow it up.



2. Florist au where Lestrade runs a flower shop and Mycroft is itchy
   Series Part 1 of The Florist and the British Government
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3. He knows what being alone is like, it is preferable to the alternative of letting himself be drawn by others. But what about finding something that shakes his convictions to their very foundations? The king of this sturdy house of cards is certainly worried when one simple, common Gregory Lestrade shows him how impressive other's can be.



4. Shipwrecked after a storm, Mycroft Holmes develops amnesia and is found by lighthouse keeper Gregory Lestrade. AU.
   



5. Mycroft gets a goldfish, because his father thinks he's lonley. Who would thought that the fish is lonley too and in addition, in night turns into hot teenage boy?